Oh my god, she’s so hot She’s so flippin’ hot, she’s like a curry I want to tell her how hot she is But she’ll think I’m being sexist She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist If you guys don’t have Boom King stuck in your head for at least a day after reading this,…
I type this as I look out the window on snow covered trees and big beautiful flakes falling to the ground. Faintly, outside, I hear my neighbor spinning his tires trying to get out of the driveway. It’s beautiful. No, seriously. I fucking love winter. Here it is, February and people are complaining that the…
I follow enough food blogs and watch enough Food Network to know that I’m supposed to include a cute little life anecdote with each of my recipes. Well, I have news for you. My anecdotes aren’t always so cute. That being said: So last weekend I got really smashed. The next day I couldn’t eat…