Ron Swanson is a man full of manliness. Not a single one of you is more masculine than he is. Not one. (Except maybe Nick Offerman.) He likes steak and whiskey, he hates the government and showing emotion. If you are a Parks and Rec fan, you are a Ron Swanson fan. I have no…
Come with me, I’ll take you where the taste of life is cheese. And everyday holds barriers to be lean. Come with me, leave your diet behind. And take a giant bite out of four kinds. I was born, July 15th, 1984. I’ll be 29 on Monday. But some say I was born in the wrong era….
To honor my amazing Planet Express crew and to welcome them back for their final episodes, I’ve worked out a pretty delicious Poppler recipe (beer battered pork tenderloin) and a cocktail that is as close as we can get to a gourmet Slurm experience. Popplers, if you don’t know, were found upon a planet by…
{Hanukkah} I think the best recipe that came out of my entire holiday season was these latkes. They had a sweetness and crunchiness from the coconut and an awesome twist on the apple sauce/sour cream that we’re all so used to. //// Coconut Latkes with Cranberry Applesauce & Cardamom Mascarpone Adapted From MyJewishLearning.com Ingredients For…
I often wonder if Hawaiians ever get sick of being associated with pineapple the way Philadelphians get sick of being associated with cheesesteak. Don’t get me wrong. I love cheesesteak. But Philadelphia is home to Dinic’s, which was voted best sandwich in the country. And it’s not a cheesesteak! Nonetheless, I went against my gut and…
You want to kiss some ass? Show someone you love them? Butter someone up? I’m telling you, put bacon in candy. Nothing says “I love you” like pork and sugar. Trust me. Applewood Smoked Bacon Peanut Brittle (adapted from Planter’s Microwave Peanut Brittle Recipe) 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1-1/3 cups bacon…
That’s it. I’m officially screwed. I’ll never lose weight again. You guys should actually NOT make this recipe. It’s a time bomb. You’ll just want to make it over and over and over again until you die. (I’m really good at promoting myself.) Pulled Pork and Muenster Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 slices Texas toast 1/3 cup…