My mom was a working, single parent with feisty children. But the house was always clean, food was always on the table, we got our vitamins and went to bed on time every night. Thinking back on it, the poor thing probably didn’t have any time for herself at all. But I will remember my…
This column originally ran on HoboTrashcan.com. About half a year ago, I didn’t even know “Who” wasn’t The Doctor’s last name. Once I started watching the show, it took me under two months to make my way through all of the modern episodes. (Time to start the old ones!) I knew once I got going…
When I was 10 years old, I knew I was “big city”-bound. My whole life I grew up in rural Ohio. Going to the Toledo Museum of Art or the Toledo Zoo was a big deal to me. I would visit places, and was determined to move to Chicago or New York. When I was…
It’s a classic. You’ve all seen it and you all love it. So to get you in the back-to-school state of mind, whether you have kids or not, I whipped up some Breakfast Club-themed breakfast recipes. Because there is nothing more quintessentially SCHOOL DAYS than our favorite group of misfits. There’s a recipe to fit…
I know, I know. Labor Day means the end of summer. But I’m pretty sure you can have hot dogs whenever the hell you want. I’m kind of obsessed with hot dogs. Side note and unsponsored plug for a place I really love: there’s a great hot dog place in Philly on 17th street called…
As many of you know, and some of you may not, I’ve been writing a weekly column for a fabulous pop culture site, HoboTrashcan.com. I’ve only been working with them since May of this year, but together, we’ve made some beautiful pop culture themed wonders. But I’m like a baby to this site, because Joel…
I love breakfast. Any time of day, always. But when it comes to actual breakfast, during the week, I’m pretty predictable. Avocado Toast. It’s been my staple for years now. Avocado, lemon juice, salt and pepper, on toast. I even make it at my desk at work in a little coffee cup and a paper…
Hey guys. It’s my 50th post! [Set off your fireworks now, please.] To celebrate 50 posts on Bacon and Legs, we’re having bacon and eggs. For the first time in the history of this blog, actually. Kind of wrong, right? But, you know I can’t just do bacon and eggs without adding a couple cheeses…
I had all of these high hopes and ambitions for cooking this weekend. I should have known better. It’s Beer Week here in Philadelphia. As a craft beer nerd, I had a lot on my plate. Or in my cup, rather. Though, that does mean I need some substantial food in my belly to survive…
Editor’s Note: Below is the column as it appeared on Hobotrashcan.com. Seven years. Seven long years since the darkness has engulfed our lives and the Bluth family was ripped away from us. Dramatic? Perhaps. But I think it’s a pretty good summary of how all of Arrested Development’s fans have felt throughout the years since…