The final half of the final season of Game of Thrones is upon us and we’re all wondering the same thing: Who wins the game? Each week, I’m going to do a theme recipe for each of my guesses for who will sit on the iron throne in the end. Since I’ve planned these out…
The final half of the final season of Game of Thrones is upon us and we’re all wondering the same thing: Who wins the game? Each week, I’m going to do a theme recipe for each of my guesses for who will sit on the iron throne in the end. Since I’ve planned these out…
Two quick things about me. I love Harry Potter. I love Gene Wilder. These are relevant to one another, I promise. Just give me a second. So, when I was a kid, we’re gonna say 4 years old, definitely not a teenager, the first Harry Potter movie came out. I hadn’t read any of the…
I think I’ve only ever done a birthday post one other time and that was Sir Patrick Stewart. So I have to really love someone to do a whole recipe just for their birthday. And I really love Aaron Paul. Dude is fucking delightful and doesn’t even act like the shit that he is. I…
Tonight is the season 6 finale of Game of Thrones. If you watch the show, that’s not news to you. If you don’t watch the show, you don’t give a fuck. There will be some slight spoilers (show, book or otherwise). Leave or deal. The show is known for it’s epic penultimate episodes. Last week…
I want to tell you something that is very true and beautifully coincidental. The first time I had ever heard of South Park, I was waiting for the school bus with my friends. Isn’t that great? I feel like I won life. I was waiting for the school bus and my friend Katie (hi, Katie!)…
I would like to start this column by saying it’s only kinda going to be about The Muppets. Yes, they have a new show coming out. I guess maybe you should watch it? I don’t know. I have mixed emotions about it. I think maybe The Muppets should never do anything again unless Jason Segel…
I was having a conversation with my mom about foods that we ate twenty years ago. A lot of it was stuff that she used to cook for us… but that turned to a conversation about stuff my Grandma used to make. Cinnamon ice cream, fried walleye, cheese sandwiches… and then my mom mentions wilted…
Patty Pizza, Patty Pizza, Bacon’s Jam Fry Me A Pickle As Fast As You Can Texture. It’s more important than most people give it credit for. It can be the make or break element of a dish. It’s also psychological and shit. I mean, I’m no psychologist… but I know having a lick of a…
Fontina: I have this column that I write every couple of weeks for this pop culture website. I usually make a recipe and talk about something new that’s coming out. Later this month, season two of Rick and Morty is going to be coming out and I’m really psyched about it. I made this great…